Hello and welcome to the Amy Lazo Starter Pack!
With your hire of this extremely talented, limited-edition copywriter, you’ll find:
A love for words and ideas: This writer comes with notebooks filled with ideas, pretty words, and ugly drawings.* The content and quality of the notebook accessory may range from book ideas to poetry to thoughts on why people are so worried about whether we’re in a simulation or not and not worried enough about where socks go when they disappear in the dryer. Is there a realm of lost socks? Do they find their pair in their next life? Is there such thing as sock REINCARNATION?!
stories of travel (mis)adventures: Destinations include Senegal (where she—and the car she was in—broke down in the middle of the desert), Japan (where a small bladder capacity almost left her stranded in a remote village with a dead cell and no luggage), and Belize (where she fought off an eel underwater while her friend and the dive master laughed uncontrollably).
A black cat: A cat Because how can you not love a demanding little freeloader who naps 18 hours a day and somehow still manages to judge you (iconic), and a black cat because it's a little bit witchy and she supports women in the arts.
Tea: because, firstly, who doesn’t love some good tea, right? And, secondly, it gives her an excuse to visit the kitchen because the last time she tried to cook in there she found out the smelly way that a head of garlic is not the same thing as a clove of garlic. It probably still smells like a failed vampire-slaying ritual in there.