So here we are, meeting the modern way: brought together through an algorithm, intrigued by a questionable selfie, and united by the mutual hope that neither of us is here to play games—or worse, use Comic Sans unironically. To help verify my identity, here’s a bit about me:
I love traveling, mostly to gather new stories, eat new snacks, and meet cats in every timezone. some stories from my (mis)adventures include breaking down in the middle of the desert in senegal (the car, not me…but also me), chasing down a bus in japan so i wasn’t stranded with nothing but a dead cellphone, and getting assaulted by an eel (Rude) while scuba diving in the blue hole.
Yes, I’m a cat person. Dogs are cool and all, but let’s be real: any creature that naps 18 hours a day and still has the audacity to judge you? Iconic. I also love readinG—though if we’re being honest, most of it’s subtitles because I binge international shows like it’s my cardio. and one thing i hate? cooking. Why? I Tried it once and Let’s just say I learned the hard way that a head of garlic is not the same as a clove. that kitchen probably smells like an ancient vampire-slaying ritual to this day.
Now that we’re better acquainted, why don’t we take this offline? Drop me a line at amylazo@gmail.com so we can set up a time to chat.